Hanno eletto il negro sbagliato!!!

Ok, parliamo di Obama.

Ok, è giovane, intelligente, carismatico, preparato.
Ma soprattutto, diciamolo, è negro.

E proprio perchè negro la notizia della sua elezione ha sconvolto il mondo: tutti a dire che l’America è troppo avanti, che doveva succedere prima, che loro si e noi no.

Ma anche in America si commettono errori. Eh si, perchè…

HANNO ELETTO IL NEGRO SBAGLIATO!!!

E non sto dicendo che dovevano eleggere in vece sua gente come Kobe Bryant o Momo Sissoko, no. Sto parlando di un altro democratico che ha partecipato alle primarie del suo partito proprio come Obama, ma che per motivi che al momento mi sfuggono non ha avuto la candidatura. Sto parlando di LEE MERCER Jr.


Lee Mercer Jr. ha un volto rassicurante, una bella camicia, ma soprattutto un sito internet molto professionale nel quale riporta il suo curriculum, il suo programma, le ragioni della sua candidatura… e leggendolo non capisco proprio come mai abbia avuto un così scarso successo!

Prendo ad esempio le ragioni per cui si candida. 71 CHIARISSIMI punti nei quali esprime tutto il suo… la sua… esprime… beh facciamo che ne cito alcuni, così capite anche voi.

Reasons For Mercer’s Presidential Candidacy

1. The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International.
3. To prove that you need to pay the American Citizens before I die. The United States of America has been Audited by Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) / United States Army Military Intelligence Academy San Antonio, TX, Washington, DC, Houston, TX by copying every record in U.S. Library of Congress. The U.S. Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, TX Washington, D.C. Houston, Texas my home address found money to balance the United States of America’s budget and have lots of money let over. The United States Congress awarded the excess money to the American Citizens for income of $350,000.00 a year to each citizen for almost 100 years through EyeSpy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence. This will make each citizen In America rich in Business and Commerce National and International.
5. To prove The Klu Klux Klan and the Communist Party are gangsters and organize crime in Business and Commerce through Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.
10. To prove the United States of America has two Governments and they are Government #1 and Government #2 and I own Government # 1 a Private Ownership named Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) a Government of all the Intelligence agencies in The United States of America and in All International Countries in the World a Nationalization in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.
14. To prove I have developed a crime prevention program and a city warfare program in Business and Commerce Intelligence to solve the Crime War, Drug War, The Fifty Years War, the Iran War and any other war that might come about in the world in the future National and International.
17. To prove I have 1 million U.S. Military Intelligence Negro Female Lawyers and All the Negro Certified Public Accountants in the United States as the U.S. Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas, Washington, D.C., Houston, Texas To Make up the Administration of Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) United States Amy Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas, Washington, D.C., Houston, Texas my home address legalizing Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) to be Government # 1 a Military and Federal Government Law Firm and A Certified Public Account U.S. Government Auditor Firm through Military Intelligence. Also, I have millions of other Federal Police working with me in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.
22. To prove every person in the United States of America knows me and everybody in the International World knows me too in Business and Commerce intelligence National and International.
23. To Prove I have solved every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish for every crime done in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International
[…]
46. To Prove Governor William Perry is killing me and my family very seriously said the Texas Congress 3-28-07 10:36 p.m. I have denotate Governor William Perry as a perpetrator into Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence and Prarie View A& M University for Killing, Espionage, Sabotage and other crimes.
49. To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.
55. To Prove I got over 2000 Tapes to play to prove this program/project is authentic.
56. To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.
[…]
66. To Prove America is America.
69. To Prove a gangster is a terrorist. President George W. Bush, Jr. and Former President George Herbert Bush, Sr. Told us they are the 911 Terrorist evidence of Electronic Satellite recording. Bush is the 911 Terrorist Evidence my ROTC FBI Electronic Surveillance Satellite Recording I wrote took letter to the FBI Houston I was sent by The United Army Criminal Investigations Fort Belvior after I called them and turned him in FBI Houston did not understand told me not to come back. I have solved every crime in America and the world for the last 15 years dating back to before Christ.
REMEMBER A GANGSTER IS A TERRORIST. THE BUSHS ARE GANGSTERS.
70. RELIGION PROGRAM TO WORK AMERICA. The program has solved everything in the world such as 1. All the crime 2. The lack of world peace 3. All the poverty 4. All communications 5. All prejudice 6. All phenomenons guaranteed to be true by the United States Army. This is a U.S. Army FBI ROTC religion program. This made all of my Doctor’s degrees.
Il grassetto è mio. Andate al sito di Lee Mercer per leggere anche il suo programma e il suo curriculum, e capirete finalmente che era lui l’uomo giusto. E lo sarà ancora. LEE MERCER FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012!!!
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